@TummyCustard Not sure yet; just want to do something with http://t.co/xwolrjpM.
stavvers A short rant about the Mail's awful response to a step towards gender equality http://t.co/FgiRETRq
@manshark Maybe it was an ongoing competition with his colleagues to see who could get a customer to believe the stupidest thing.
@TummyCustard Yeah, or a portfolio type thing. I like Rhodri's: http://t.co/JegvZGSc but don't want to just nick his design.
@manshark I bought it from Amazon after declining a Sony shopkeep's offer to sell me a £40 one that could 'fit more pixels down it'.
How many of you have personal websites and don't mind showing me? Not sure what to do with mine and I need inspiration.
@manshark I have an HDMI cable for my PS3. It cost 11p. :D
“Cream” by Prince is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/9THpKlDz
TheNatFantastic The truth about Cameron is even worse than I'd imagined: http://t.co/Qvi9wjH9 (via @DickMandrake)
cpoffers @stavvers I reject your notion that the Daily Mail is bog roll: the point of bog roll is to wipe shit OFF your arse, not put more on there.
@TummyCustard Arf!
An inn with a somewhat un-PC name: http://t.co/2IDQrox0
Looks green to me: http://t.co/njhlcCVi
http://t.co/BxDCqjFQ Hahahaha!
@lingmops *looks it up* Aw man! Next thing it'll be that Brown Willy is actually pronounced 'breen woo-lay' or something.
thedogopera this diet calzone has so few calories, it's more like a zone! haha no seriously i'm trapped in it and help
Oh. It's called 'bur-fum', not 'burp-ham'.
MandyPandy32 I have just found out that Penfold, from Dangermouse, was not a mole but a HAMSTER! Part of my childhood just died a little.
Oh man, why does Burpham have to be so far away? I would LOVE to work somewhere called Burpham!
stavvers Hollande's honeys? FFS. These are grown women in pretty senior positions. Fuck off with the infantilising, media.
MargoJMilne Owen Jones: Hatred of those on benefits is dangerously out of control - The Independent http://t.co/ntzeuiGa via @Independent
@filthynerd I would have at least written 'Capcom employee' rather than 'Japanese game developer'.
willia4 Google Map's icon for the pet store is a dolphin. Clearly, they have a different caliber of pets in Mountain View.
jodimeadows Look, Captcha, I swear I'm a human. My doctor says so. Most of my friends will agree. It's not my fault I can't read your confusing letters.
sarahditum Useful reminder that opposition to same-sex marriage is largely founded in mangy gender essentialism.